Jack and the Beanstalk

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, 
Jack wanted more but didn’t get far... because Jill is the Baron’s daughter and he and his Mum, Dame Daphne Trott, are way behind on their rent. It doesn’t help that there is a horrible, gold loving Giant living in the clouds interfering with the weather, so the farm is failing.

Jack is forced to sell the family cow to raise the rent but is tricked into accepting magic beans for her because – well because he’s as thick as a brick outhouse, frankly! But the beans magically grow into a beanstalk that reaches all the way into the clouds! Perhaps Jack can bring back some of the Giant’s gold and turn the family fortunes around? 
What do you think…? 

It’s Panto; anything could happen!